I walked into the nail salon on Saturday and the large bottle of water I drank on the way there caught up with me. Something you should know about me is that I despise public restrooms, but my bladder is tiny so I’m forced to use them often. This has made me somewhat of a …
It was 9pm on a Wednesday and I was standing in line at Fairway on east 86th street. My skin was glistening and my clothes were clinging to my body with perspiration because I had just put in major work at the gym. In my cart was a roasted chicken, 4 apples, a bag of …
Yesterday I was having a “cute day”. I wore a frilly white blouse, tucked into a grey pleated skirt with a burgundy belt and my favorite suede heels pulling it all together. I also wore a pair of fishnet stockings which created the perfect flirty secretary style outfit. At around 9:30, Robert called my extension, …
Plus Size Problems: Thigh Swoosh (Chub Rub Strikes Again) Read More »
As Robert and I continue to date, I’ve started thinking about the type of girlfriend I want to be. Not to him, but to my female friends. There are so many annoying things my friends do when they’re in relationships, but I don’t think they notice it because they’re not single. So in the spirit …
A Single Girl Rant: Stop Telling Your Boyfriend My Secrets! Read More »
Two things happened to me last week that bothered me, I mean really bothered me. I’m going to give you the two scenarios and then I’m going to try my best to explain why I was so annoyed: Thursday: My girlfriend Kayla invited me to have drinks with a few girls from her grad school program. …
Superficial Fat Chicks & Other Myths (A Big Girl Rant) Read More »
I was standing at the bus stop last Saturday wearing a new pair of jeans. As I glanced at my reflection in a store window, I realized that my new jeans were about a size too big and I needed to exchange them. As I thought about whether or not I still had the receipt …
Ever since the thermometer rose above 55 degrees I have been annoyed. I like warm weather, I like wearing little dresses and hanging out in the park. What’s annoying me is that when the weather gets warm, all of the couples in New York City decide to come out of hiding. When the summer comes, …
You might get mad at me for this one, but here goes…. I’ve been noticing a trend among the big girls that I see in New York City and its not good. Whether I’m on 125th, in Soho or navigating the sea of tourists on 34th street; lately, if I’ve seen a big girl her …
A Big Girl Rant: Why Do Big Girls Overcompensate? Read More »
I was doing a quick run to the grocery store which meant I didn’t even bother getting dressed. I just tucked my pajama pants into my Uggs and threw on my wide collar black wool coat which still had a big bejeweled brooch on it from the night before. As I stood in the dairy …
Yesterday I attended the funeral of my favorite pair of jeans. I made my way down the steps to the trash cans behind my apartment building with my jeans lifeless in my arms. As I lifted the metal lid and placed the jeans on top of some trash bags I wondered if my neighbors would …
